Long Weekend

Wow! It feels like decades since my last post and I have only been away like what? Two days. It sure feels weird without my daily dose of insanity from you guys – my beloved fellow bloggers.

So here’s what you’ve missed while I was away. And oh, this is going to be very long. Hahaha...

Friday
I slept around six in the morning stuck online chatting with some dirty old folks. One actually offered me a scholarship in Philadelphia. I was gonna bite but errr… I wasn’t really. Hahaha. I didn’t wanna become some old dad’s toy while his wife and two sons were away.

I was having a really nice sleep thinking about what I’d do that Friday, the plans I’ve made and stuff when my mom came shouting my name while she hurried to my room. I never lock my room she had the liberty of shaking my body until I was like “huh? What?” She was gonna ask me to accompany her to bring my dad some papers he left home. And being the ever-loving son that I was (kidding—I was actually left with no choice and I love my mom so much), I said yes and hurried my way to the bathroom (without masturbating). It took me like 30 minutes to get dressed, put a cap on (because obviously I hadn’t had the liberty of fixing my hair with wax), and say good morning sunshine. So we took a cab to PNU (amidst my mom’s blabbering about how much it would cost—I’m paying, I told her) and got there in like one hour. We waited for that to get everything done. I hadn’t eaten breakfast yet so we headed to SM Manila and looked for a nice restaurant. After the long debate where we would eat, I ended up eating the two-piece burger steak from Jolibbee. (Not that I am complaining but it is actually the only thing I eat from that food chain.) After which, I convinced my mom that we should go shopping. Again I was paying. We ended up buying her a new pair of shoes for church and a gold handbag. I so want to invite them to watch Da Vinnci Code but knowing how mom and dad would react when they found out I wanted to watch the movie, I knew better. They think Dan Brown came from hell or something. By now you would have guessed they’re religious. Well they are, hardcore Christians. They even named two of their children after the disciples. I ain’t one of them but my name is not far from being religious as well. But I’m not telling what it is.

After hailing for a cab for hours walking trying to find a spot where there was a possibility of hailing an empty cab, we finally found one. We headed to SM North (mall tour huh?) where we met the rest of the family. We had dinner at Hapag Kaininan (I don’t like their food btw) and went home. I was really tired to go out again so I thought my plans (remember?) would have to wait the next day.

I slouched in what we call the sofa and watched telenovelas with the family (I actually took a nap while they watch) and when they’re done I finally had the chance to continue my long overdue Desperate Housewives marathon. I finished around six in the morning and parents were already packing their thing to g home to the province with my two other siblings. They have been here for almost a month because of dad’s seminar and enrolling my sister college. I didn’t finished the marathon actually but the sun was already up and I hadn’t had sleep yet so I went up to my room and slept while the rest of the family was busy packing things.

Saturday
I woke up around 3 in the afternoon and my parents and my two siblings were already gone. So I fixed myself lunch, smoked and continued with my marathon. I finished it around 7pm and I had the urge to watch more. Luckily, inside the case of Desperate Housewives was another movie called “Like Water for Chocolates.” Rome said it was a good film. I read the book so I had an idea what the movie is about. And for the record, I didn’t like the movie version. Pedro could have been a lot gorgeous and taller. Hahaha… anyways, after that I saw another DVD (apparently my cousin’s) of V for Vendetta. I also watched it. After that I went out to ACA (or what’s left of it) and got myself three more movies. I’m already done with “In Her Shoes” which stars Cameron Diaz. I think I’ll watch the rest tomorrow or maybe later. (The Squid and the Whale & Into the Blue)

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On another note, It just occurred to me the gravity of my recent post (the one before this). I was warned by my readers that this could be bad. And yes, I am now scared, thank you. Hahaha. So I am thinking of deleteing it. But I too don’t want to throw away that post because I was scared. Now I am confused. Can you help me?

Another BTW, I still haven’t gotten my haircut, didn’t go to malate, didn’t hook up with some guy, didn’t go with Aphol to 168, basically didn’t do anything on my list. Here’s the thing—I am really bad with planning. Pro’ly I’ll watch MI3 and Da Vincci tomorrow. I mean I have to. By Monday I will have to get back to work. So much for my three-day vacation. Didn’t do anything but stay at home which is really weird knowing myself.

Sigh. I think I need help. Or maybe I just need sex. Whatdayathink?